Thursday, April 14, 2011

God's Spoiler Alerts

I once asked my friend, "Does God really tell us the future?"

So...here's an answer.

Spoiler alert: He will crush your head, and you will strike his heel.
Spoiler alert: A flood will destroy the earth.
Spoiler alert: You will be the father of many nations. Sarah will conceive before next year.
Spoiler alert: Pharaoh will not listen.
Spoiler alert: David will be king.
Spoiler alert: You will bear a son.
Spoiler alert: I am coming soon.

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